* What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
(Frostbite)
* What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
(Crisp Cringle)
* What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
(Claustrophobic)
* What do elves learn in school?
(Elf-abet)
* What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
(Silent Night)
